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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So there were these two ovens in a muffin. One oven said "Holy fuck it's muffiny in here." The other oven said "Holy fuck a talking oven!"

Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

What's the difference between Jordan and Time? Time passes!!

What is black and hangs from a white supremacists tree? His kids tire swing.

Knock knock Whos there Your Ma Your Ma who Your ma's in jail!!!

What did the snowman put on his head? Nothing; snowmen are inanimate.

I wonder what happen to John? Oh John I know what happen to him. What happened to him then? He was playing on the bridge and fell off on accident. Is he okay? Damn women of coarse he is not okay!!!

Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

What can fly, but can not swim? Malaysia Airlines Flight 370

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

What has hands but isn't alive? A dead person.

You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

Why did the paraplegic roll his wheelchair up a steep hill? Because he's crippled.

A clueless chicken walks into a bar. Now being cooked on the BBQ.

Once i was walking down the street when i saw a homeless man As i leant to give him money he jumped up and stabbed me. Now i don't approach drunk strangers with hangovers

Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a bus. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How do you spot a paedophile in a playground? You don't, there are usually a lot of adults around.

What did the black guy say to the white guy? What did the black guy say o the white guy

What do you call a person with no arms, legs, and teeth singing in the middle of the street while spinning? I don't know.

what happens when a hamster bites your arm? your arm bleeds

What's red white, blue and hilarious? Glasgow Rangers in administration!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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