- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Nazi Doctor drown a Jew in the lake? To see how long it would take a Jew to drown with its big nose. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

why couldnt luke open the door? he had no arms

Have you seen the clown hiding from gay people at walmart?

How do you make a clown cry? Kill his family

Q: What's worse than not having a good relationship? A: Starving Africans

ive got it ive got ive got outsimers to tonight wow bim bim bub bub za za

A doctor tells a guy: "I have bad news. You have Alzheimer's, and you have cancer." Guy says, "Thank God I don't have cancer."

what's worse than the holocaust? when starbucks puts whip cream in my hot chocolate and I didn't ask for it. created by KA

Q. What do you call a deceased rodent A. Deadmau5

If you give a mouse a cookie... ...you're destroying its natural diet. It might die.

How do you annoy a farmer? Shoot his wife.

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? No, but considering there has not been a single man to walk on the moon since 1972, it'd be difficult to generate any kind of revenue on this natural satellite.

who killed more poeple than jeffory dommer, john wayne gayce, and ted buny combined cancer

What's blue and smells like red paint? That blue guy from Megamind.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

A baby seal walks into a club.

The Sentence Below Is True The Sentence Above Is False

Ever heard of carpel tunnel? Well after that girl it was more like carpal toungal

What is the only day of the year when you're guaranteed to find me? The day I kill you.

knock knock

What is the anwer to life? (>^v^ )> KIRBY DANCE

knock knok whos there? Jacob Jacob who? U know, your friend!

As a kid I was always told that school would get me good places. As an adult, I have found that there is another thing that gets you into a good place. Shrooms.

Roses are red Violets are blue... Violets are not blue they are actually purple

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