Women's Rights

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A black man walks into a store and buys a gun based upon the increasing crime rate in his area. He stops for lunch and heads home.

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Roses are Red, Violets are blue, most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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why did the little girl throw a clock out of the window? because she wanted to see time fly

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What is the greatest lie ever? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

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AHLTFKCITAWKSHTC

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What did the robot say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. -It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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A mexican and a black man are in a car. Who's driving? the black man

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what do you call a man without an umbrella? wet

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Steve: Ask me if I'm a tree. John: Are you a tree? Steve: No.

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that green thing is not a leaf, it's my sister

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Three dogs start a club called the Holly Place Exclusive Dog Club. The Club Motto is, "You can't be in our club. Just us. Read the sign. It says "Exclusive". How is that confusing? Get away from here. Now."

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A Priest, a Rabbi, and an Orca Whale walk into a local eatery to discuss what is on their mind. The Priest says he is proud that even though their community is comprised of people residing in many different religions, they still work together to strive for a better tomorrow. The Rabbi nods his head in agreement,he states that he is proud of all the hard working men in their community that are willing to make sacrifices for the needy. The Orca Whale also nods in agreement and pauses for a moment to think while he insight-fully gleams at his two other friends. The Mighty Orca Whale then contributes to the conversation by saying eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrr!

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Q: Why was the black guy afraid of the chainsaw A: It was cutting his arm off

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What's the difference between oreos and your opinion? I asked for your opinion.

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a black guy, mexican guy, and asian guy race to hop over a window. the mexican because he had to clean it first.

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What's worse than a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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what has four legs but cant move? dead dog

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STOP BULLYING FAT PEOPLE. They have enough on their plate

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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Why was the frog sad? Because he had a boy's face stapled to his feet.

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Q. How do you know when you've had too much too drink? A. Your dead(No because when your dead you can't think.)

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Why didn't junior say thank you for his christmas present from his dad? He was raised by two moms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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