- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

What if the rest of you value something wrong?

I AM SHOWERING IN THE BLOOD AND ORGANS OF ENDORPHIN RUSH IN ORDER TO APPEASE THE GODS KNOWN AS... ME, MYSELF, AND I!

who are the worlds fastest readers? the people who jumped on 911 cause they read 48 stories in 10 seconds

Q: How much jizz does a gay guy have? A: a butt load

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. It was the chickens decision thus, not affecting your life greatly. You should therefore mind your own business and let the chicken live his life with capability of using it's rights.

Roses are red Violets are blue Lemons are yellow

How do you offend a black man? Call him a nigger.

I may have Alzheimer's. But at least I don't have Alzheimer's.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What did the horse say to the man? The man woke up from his dream so he didn't know either

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

What's the difference between a blonde and a carrot? One's a human, the other's a vegetable.

What about the cool kids down the block. Their friend just died with a serious health condition.

Why did Jane break up with DeShawn? Cause they grew apart

What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

Why did the 18 year old girl take her clothes off? To take a shower

Pitbull is Mr. Worldwide because his music sucks everywhere in the world

It's raining it's poring the old man died die to a sudden increase in blood pressure thus leading to a heart attack

What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

whats white and if it fell from a tree it would kill you ? Pat Butcher

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

A girlfriend scolds her boyfriend for "sitting on anti-joke all day." He then explains how it is impossible to sit on something that exists purely in digital form and instead noted it would be more correct to say sitting at a desk all day. She compiled and saw the error of her ways.

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