- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know what is totally sick? A person with stage II cancer.

I forgot what i was gonna say

A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot

How did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken

knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

What is the difference between a jew and a pizza? One if part of the four main food groups, and one is not.

What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

What did Reed read? A. Read?

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

why dont they make black forks

Stevie Wonder valentine: Roses are black, Violets are black, everything is black, I cant see shit!

What can fit between breasts? Is long? And gets hard when you jerk it? A seatbelt.

A seal walks into a club.

What did the mentaly handycap kid get for christmas. A Bop-It

What do you call a blue chair A black person

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Why did the boy lose his change? He had no Pants Why did the boy have no pants? The Holocaust

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