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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the football coach go to the bank? To make a deposit

Roses are rainbow. Violets are rainbow. Everything is rainbow. Thats why you don't take LSD.

What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

Why was the Chinese man so sad? He's Asian.

What do you call a purple apple? Bruised.

There once was a man from Dundee, Whose Limericks ended on line three. I don't know why.

Why was the man in the kitchen? Because his wife was raped and killed.

What do you call a black man with a small penis? Aids free

A gay guy asks a boy out and a girl The girl said no but the guy said yes And the two gay guys went to dinner And made out

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

What's the difference between your wife and the kitchen? One is a living organism

Why did the black guy wear a hat? To keep the sun out of his eyes

Why was Armando unable to be found by his friend Ashley ? A: They both were murdered 7 years ago, and bodies are unable to do anything if they lost their soul that was with that body.

How did the Jewish husband and stay together forever? They didn't. They ended up in divorce like 50% of all other married couples due to irreconcilable differences.

roses are red violets are blue im in class i shouldnt be on this

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the girl cross the road? Doesn't matter she got hit by a bus.

What do you call Willy Wonka when he is in Colorado? Willy Colorado.

Wuy are Kenyans so fast? Because due to variations in evolution, people from that part of the world have a better muscle build to run at higher speeds than equally trained athletes from other parts of the world.

A blind man walks into a bar. Another man asks him if hes ever seen the new movie that came out. he then replies, "i heard it" then curled up into a ball and cries for several hours.

Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

Last words of a redneck - "Hold my beer and watch this"

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

A cat walks into a Chinese restaurant. It is then asked to leave.

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