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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

I see London, I see France... I see a Map.

What do you call a computer running Windows DOS? Obselete

What do you call your female dog? Your bitch

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

What do you get when you put Star Wars and Disney together? A Bad Sequel

what do you call a baby rapest jordan gregg

Why did little Susie fall off the cliff? I pushed her.

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies on fire and a pile of living babies on fire? The dead babies are usually not as loud.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a stupid chicken wandering around.

A blonde is elected President of the United States. Half way through her inauguration speech, she forgets how to read.

What does Obama, the President of the United States of America see when he closes his eyes? His eyelids

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

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