What did the politician say to the bank robber? "Were both robbers"

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How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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hey guys im gay

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Girl: I wrote a poem. Boy: Let's hear it! Girl: I like you, thats a start. You don't, so we are growing apart. In my heart there's a little tear, its funny to see how much you care. I hate the way you played my heart. You never finish what you start. Boy: Cool. Whose is for? Girl: You... Boy: Wow ummm, I have to go to......................yeah bye.

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Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

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Why do Asians get 50% off on movies? They don't.

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Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

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Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

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What's brown and adhesive? A stick

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A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

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Patient- "Doctor, doctor help me! I've only got 59 seconds to live!" Doctor- "I'll be there in a minute."

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Where's Waldo? In rehab. Waldo is in rehab.

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What do you get when you multiply two by three? Six.

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Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

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What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

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Knock Knock, Who's There? Legolas They're taking the Hobbits to Isengard!

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A cow and a goat are at the top of a hill. The cow starts to eat the grass, and the goat says, "Hey! That's mine!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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