- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

a man makes a bad joke

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did Ben Franklin Invent Bifocals? He's a jive turkey.

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

boys go to college to get more knowledge. Girls go to Jupiter to work in the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, the answer is to get to the other side, but this is an anti-joke site so I don't know why as it can't be it.

What did god say when he made the first african american? "I got about 3 more humans to go and about 400,000,000 more insects and plants"..

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why did the man fall of the cliff? A: Because someone pushed him.

Shiiit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Taken from all sorts of species! Fa-la-la-la-la lala-lala! Bengal tiger, kangaroo, African elephant, blue whale too! Shit the halls with chunks of feces! Fa-la-la-la-lala-lala!

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

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