Enough Red to share, RAWR! With me only though! But hey, do me a favor wear your glasses not your contact lenses. "That anime" do you watch anime? Or hentai or whatever?

What do a bike and a human have in common they are both objects

whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

What makes a subaru a subaru? The fag thats driving it

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Q: Why did the crazy man stare at the orange juice container? A: Because it started talking.

Why did the plane crash? because there were two towers in front of it.

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Who won in a game of Brawl... Holden

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

What's black and white and red all over? A plague victim.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

So, theoretically, if we controlled the media, what would be different then?

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Why couldn't she get up? Because she had no legs.

Q: What's worse than ten babies stapled to one tree? A: One baby stapled to ten trees.

what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile. get in the batmobile.

how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

In Soviet Russia you don't drive car, because the Soviet Union was disbanded in 1991

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Lindsay Lohan

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did my toaster break? because it was made in china

what do you call a black man that sells drugs

when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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