- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What’s big, grey, has wrinkly skin, and a trunk? An elephant. Oh, you’ve heard this one.

I was on Facebook today. Opened someones wall. Read "LIKE if you know someone that needs to be smacked in the face with a shovel." So I liked it and wrote my exboyfriend's name.......

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

how many shit jokes do you need to make before you realize that random does not equal funny? An egg.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

Why did the Mexican cross the border? He was hoping to achieve greater economic prosperity and well-being for his family. penis.

How many babies can fit in a dumpster? Let's not find out...

What do you call a baby that fell in lava Dead

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

What happened to the chicken when it crossed the road? Nothing because the cars that almost hit it swerved off the road.

Why do mexicans like burritos? Because they taste good.

Q: Why was the cook put in jail. A: He has killed 2 people and robbed several stores

Women's rights.

What do you get when you shoot 3 cute kittens that have just walked into the house? 3 dead kittens

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

why do you put a baby in the blender feet first to see its expression

A drunken man grabbed a gun and shot his entire family to death. Luckily, a even drunker man had shot them moments before, so it really only served to ruin the perfectly good wall behind them with bullet holes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

What will ur wife say when she finds you in bed with a hore-s.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Tiny timmy likes timmy turner in his time of tingling on christmas.

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being raped What's worse than being Raped. Being Raped 2 times by a Giant Scorpion.

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