Two black men walk into a Ku Klux Klan meeting. they are immediately lynched by the mob who hates them

How do you find out if your son is ok? Ask him.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How many dead kids can you fit into a plastic bag in your trunk? Ask Kasey Anthony

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

What's green and smells like a dirty whore? A dirty whore

How do you make a plumer cry? Kill his family

What happens when a women becomes pregnant? She gives birth to a child 9 months later.

there once was a black man who played basketball

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Whats the difference between Justin bieber and a dick... The dick

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

What's worse than getting your dog neutered? You being the dog.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Dying unloved.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why were our jokes deleted? Because it's anti-joke.

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

no really what are ur names?

The 70's called. They had the wrong number.

How many dead babies can you fit in my truck? Thirty-seven and a half;)

Why was Mary's phone call suddenly disconnected? She was raped.

wanna hear a joke? womans rights

I agree Detroit sux. But the bulls suk too ya know

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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