Why did the carrot jumped over the fence? It didn't. Carrots do not have the physical ability to jump.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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What did the little boy get for Christmas? Presents.

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A sheep walks into a baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

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What's green and has wheels? Weed. I lied about the wheels.

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What do you get if you cross if you cross an overweight woman with a pair of very tight trousers? Exactly that, an overweight woman in inappropriately tight torusers.

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Your wife died during the delivery.

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Why did the cat die? To get to the other side

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Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Where does Charlie Sheen Shop? Winners

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why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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What's the difference between a woman with an IQ of 160, and a man who is mentally challenged? The woman wasnt premature and abused from an early age.

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what did the black mother think of her daghter's white boyfreind? i dont know i cant read minds

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What did the man want for his birthday? Chicken dinner serves 2-3 people

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What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

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Give to the less fortunate. Date ugly people

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Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

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Lol (wow, I am using that a lot... BAAAD!) Anyway, yeaaaah, you thanked me for being who I am, this rush of happy drugs from the body is totally a sign of taking insult... Funny, I am not much of a endorphin person otherwise.

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whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

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What's large and blue? Probably quite a few things.

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She didnt have any arms

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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