- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Oh yeah... You're mute.

Yo mama so fat that you should maintain strong eye contact with her and not look at her body.

What did everyone call the ginger kid? Jimmy as that was his name...

- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

Doctor! doctor! I feel like a bridge! That's the least of your problems you've got cancer by ndc

What has 3 eyes, green fur and blue ears? Nothing.

What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

what's hotter than my cousin's girlfriend? I don't know. she's remarkably hot. like, one of the hottest people I personally know.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

The Morman Religion.

How do you confuse a conspiracy theorist? Tell them the government is not real.

Knock knock Whose there? 4

Mike: Hey Dave knock knock Dave: Come in!

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Why did the chicken itch it's bum? Cause it's bum was itchy

What did hitler get for christmas??? Roughly 3 million dead jews in the ashtray

How many men does it take to wallpaper a room? It depends on how big the room is and, to a lesser extent, how wide the strips of wallpaper are. Also factor in variables such as ambient humidity.

Velcro. What a rip off.

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