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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Blue, Europe is Yellow. I suck at poems, Refridgerator

Wolfjob.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got run over on the way there.

What's the difference between a black man and a bench. The bucket.

I like the color potato.

say it ten times fast: oh

A. Why did the chicken cross the road? B. I don't know, why? A. I asked first.

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

What do you call a blonde doctor? Doctor

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

roses are red violets are blue my dick hurts blue waffles

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

If a quiz is also referred to as a quizzicle, then what is a test also referred to as? A test, really. There are no synonyms for 'test' which would result in a humorous punchline; 'exam,' 'essay' and 'evaluation' are the closest possible answers and none of them provide humor at all.

Which came first? The chicken? Or the egg? Whichever one was more sexually excited i guess.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

Q: What has two legs and is bloody? A: half a cat

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He was butchered on the farm for chicken fingers.

Where did Jimmy go during the bombing? An underground shelter where he would be kept from harm.

What did chad do when he found the grape? He ate it.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked: "Why the long face?" The horse said: "My wife just died."

A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says, "What'll it be?" The horse never replied.

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