A black man, a white man, and an Asian man walk into a bar. The black man says, "My wife died in a terrible book-keeping accident.". The white man says, "My wife died in a terrible lightbulb-sorting accident.". The Asian says, "My wife died in a terrible geography accident.". Soon after, the bar was hit by a missile, promptly killing the three men.

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Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

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Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

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What happened when the woman sent back the pair of shoes she bought on eBay? She obtained a refund from the seller under eBay's return policy.

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Patient: "Doctor, I have a strawberry stuck in my bum" Doctor: "Well, that's an awfully peculiar place to keep a strawberry. What were you thinking?"

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While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

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Why couldn't the farmer drive his tractor He had no arms why didn't he have arms Because he was a potato

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Why was the prostitute unsuccessful? because she had no vagina

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whats the stage after cancer? you die

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Casey Anthony kills a baby

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What's worse than the common cold? The Plague.

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What did one traffic light say to the other? Nothing, as traffic lights are incapable of thought as they are not living.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. ( to heaven )

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sky's sty

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Whats hard and long and used to penetrate women? A hypodermic needle.

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What is the difference between a mexican and a bench? One is living, one is not.

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what's black and white and red all over? a zebra in a blender

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There's two Cherys in a bath one chery asks the other one to pass the soap the other chery said what do I look like, a typewriter?

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Q: What did the passengers think of thier Chineese bus driver? A: They were very pleased with the bus driver's service, for he was a very safe driver and got them to their destination on time.

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What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

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Knock, Knock Whos There, Jews, Jes who, Whould you like some jews with that.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One.

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What did the politician say to the other politician? We are both politicians.

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dude ur such a bon of a sitch

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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