- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemon, Squeeze lemon juice in life's eyes Rape it And demand oranges

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

what happened when steven hawking's date stood him up? he feel down

my ilkshake brings all the boys in the yard. and the local health inspector's like , have you got a permit to be selling dairy beverages from a home based business?

If a Cheetah and Usain bolt raced in the Olympics who would win? Obviously Usain hes black and cheetahs can't perform in the olympics

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Why did the Germans conquer Poland so quickly? Heavy military manufacturing and Blitzkrieg battlefield tactics.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

periods are red waffles are blue your mum's a milf I sucked her boob

What do Ping-Pong and Godzilla have in common? Both of them have nothing to do with budhism.

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Why didn't Santa deliver presents until the night after Christmas? You should go ask someone who knows.

What is worst then a blond trying to pass collage?....... There is nothin wrong with that

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had celebral palsy.

How do you wake up Lady GaGa? You poke-poke-poker face

Whats bigger than a tuba? the universe.

what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

whats worse than gill? nothing

Why did the first monkey fall off the tree? becuase he died Why did the second monkey fall off the tree? because he was stapled to the first monkey Why did the third monkey fall off the tree? monkey see, monkey do

Have you accepted Jesus Christ as your lord and savior?

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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