- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how many pieces of wood can a lumberjack cut in a minute? three dead squrlles a hat and and half of a tree oh and a bus. and if u get in his way alot of guts spewed every where

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What made your girlfriend laugh to death? You dropped my pants.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Canadians

how many couples does it take to screw in a light bulb. 1 the wife to go buy the light bulb and the husbend to put it in.

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

How do you make a great cake? Bett Crocker books

Why did Johnny close the door on Sally's face? Because Johnny is a dick.

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

what do you get when you cross a dinosaur and a spaceship? a dinosaur spaceship

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

A Muslim walks into a bar No-one survives the blast

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

Když si to Nikolas ,dejme tomu že Bihary, you know nuseng.. hahahahaha

Your mom is so fat shes having trouble getting into her own pants.

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

I own two ferrets. I was merely stating something factual.

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