- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the constipated man go to the bathroom? To intentionally throw up; he has an eating disorder.

What did jonah say to your mum ... Nothing jonah is your mum

What is black and white and red all over? A pile of dead, bleeding, mixed race babies.

CAOIMHIN JUST BE QUITE

Why are humans and squirrels the same? They both live in trees except for the human

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

There was once a guy who was so crazy...he was sectioned.

Why didn't Little Timmy's parrot talk? It's neck had snapped.

The dewey decimal system

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

What did Timmy want for Christmas? Parents.

What do you call the child of a black male and an asian female? A child of mixed ethnicities.

My mom always said that jumping in a pile of leaves was fun! That was before a 20 foot long iguana bit her head off...

What is a gremlin? A gremlin.

What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead black guy there were skid marks in front of the dead dog

Why did David Hasselhoff talk to his car? Because it was KIT from knight Rider and had voice recognition software and so could understand him

Yo mamma so black, she uses armor all instead of lotion...

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

When Gronkowski spikes the ball, 20 children die.

What do you call a man who shoots someone? A very bad person.

drew edminstin is a rat

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

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