dyslexia is like gingervitus except they are exactly alike in possible little ways with gigantic raging boners CC

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

Whats worse then 15 missed calls from your mom?, The Holocaust

What do you get when you mix red and yellow together? rellow

Roses are red Violets are... The poem was never finished due to the fact that the reader had narcolepsy and promptly fell asleep.

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

What did Tim's grandma get him for his birthday? Nothing, because Tim's grandma died in a car accident 2 years ago

this website even though its hilarious.

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Roses are black, Violets are black, Everything is black, I am blind.

Q: What's the best way to eat lasagna A: With a fork, although a spoon is a fine substitute

Knock knock. Come right on in.

How many Jews does it take to bake a turkey using an oven, I don't know but it only takes one Jew to stuff one.

A black man got sentenced go prison for stealing a car. He didn't do it.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Hatch! Hatchoo! Bless you!

Hey, I just met you And this is crazy This song doesn't rhyme PENIS

What did the depressed girl say to her mother? I cut my wrists

What do you calk a couple of friends hanging out? An intimate get-together.

Today, I was thirsty so I got in my kitchen and took a bottle of juice out of my refrigirator, I realised the bottle was empty, so I immediatly took a walk to the store and bought another bottle.

What did Pikachu say to Charmander? Nothing. Pokemon are fictional creatures, and thus, do not exist.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? It really depends on the make and model of the car, as well as the relative size and weight of the people in question, but legally you can only have as many people in the car as there are seatbelts available for them.

What is black white and red all over A tree in black, white, and red paint.

A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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