- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Suzie spill her drink? Since birth she has lacked a jaw

Roses are red Violets are blue I'm schizophrenic And so am I

What did the lady with Alzheimer's do yesterday She can't remember

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How do you become a multi-trilionere? Get bored...

The boy wakes up and says "I'm feeling kind of fishy today." The dad come into the sea anemone and says that's because you are, Nemo.

A woman walked out of the kitchen.

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Whats worse then hell? The guy who commited suicide would know.

Two muffins are cooling on a windowsill. One muffin says to the other "It sure is a beautiful day today." The other muffin says "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

Why is The stop sign bent? Because a ambulance full of sick kids hit it.

Knock Knock Who's there? Your best friend, and I'll always be there for you.

My friend thinks he's smart, He said that onions are the only food that make you cry. So I threw a coconut at his face.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape

Don't hate the cosplayer hate the... Actually, I lied, hate the cosplayer.

What's short and weak and has no life..........a Jordan pederson!

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I'm not creative Roses are Blue

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? Nobody know he couldn't open it.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

Two strawberries are sitting in a bathtub. One says to the other, "Can you pass the soap?" The other one says, "What do I look like, a typewriter?!"

What do you call a limbless woman on a beach? Sandy

A wild bear walks into a bar, grabs a drink and looks at the man next to it. The man then wakes up from a dream and gets ready for work.

A man attempts to rob a bank. The police are called and the robber is arrested for attempted robbery.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I got a baseball bat can i talk to you ?

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