- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Ahmed walks into Abbar. He apologized and they both continued about their jobs as sales assistants at Pottery Barn.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

What do you call a moose with a 42 gauge shotgun pellet through its head? Open Season

Why can't sluts count to 70? Well, slut is a derogative term for prostitutes, and most prostitutes are people that had rough, often traumatising childhoods. Many ran away from home at an early age, thus leaving them devoid of a proper education.

Q: Whats Long, Black and Smells? A: Sh*t

have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

How high is the grass in Germany? Approximately the same height as the grass in America.

My milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. I guess I make a good milkshake.

What did the smoker say when he coughed? Ohhh dam it's turned into a smokers cough

A priest, a rabbi, and an imam walk into a bar. It's also a bistro, and they have a lovely lunch together.

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You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

What's worse than getting punched in the balls? Many things inflict more pain than that

What's the difference between a black cat and a black cat? Nothing.

Why was 6 afraid of 7. Because 7 was a terrorist

What starts with P and ends with O-R-N? Porn

Why didnt the boy go to school the next day? Because he killed himself due to bullying

Reading the Terms and Conditions

What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

What's worse than the holocaust? Jewish people!

What do you call a man in Afghanistan? Either a scuicide bomber a soldier or a tep

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, You Have A Face That Belongs At The Zoo, Don't Worry I'll Be There With You, Not In The Cage But Laughing At You!!! :D

What does a dog in a microwave look like? You tell me, I normally close my eyes when I masturbate ?_?

Q: How many burgers did little Johnny eat? A: Involuntary erections.

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