In 1843 when Man invented the moon, people set sail on ironclad ships to lands that sold items that weren't for sale in similar such stores in other lands not reachable by ironclad ships or dirigibles as they became known once they changed form completely and were a differentobject entirely and of no use for water transport. That's when the real revolution in telecommunications began, the truck drivers would use CB radios as early as 1287 and 1276 in Canada. the CB radio enabled the users to order pizza and develop symbiotic relationshiops with canvas. Amongst other things.

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Why did the gitl fail her cooking class? Because she was abused and severely beaten by her teacher

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How do you not get disappointed at the ending for "Mass Effect 3"? Don't play the game, dumbass.

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whats worse than the holocaust? nothing

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you were observing it, thus changing its quantum state and making it decide to cross.

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FOX News: Fair and balanced

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How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

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What's white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator.

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Haha, I get it..

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Morgan Freeman walks into a bar. Everyone is pleasantly surprised that they are in the presence of a celebrity.

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What do you call a Black man sweeping the floor? A janitor.

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A man walked into a bar, and clutched his stomach in pain as it was a steel bar and it hurts when you walk right into a steel bar.

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Why didn't Susie do her reading homework? She is blind and her school system cannot Afford to teach her to read braille

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why couldnt the man dunk? because he was 3' 2" and a legal midget.

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What do you call a Mexican that swam across the border? An illegal immigrant.

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How do you make time fly? Develop a flying suit to put on a sun dial.

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What do you get a Jewish boy for Christmas? Nothing he died in 1943!

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What do you call a poldo thats hafl poldo a

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srrsly, the fuk is going down here? read down It`s satanist rituals or something, Are there mmodderators that will remove this things seriusly!Moral stuf is satanism!!!!

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A black man and a mexican jump off a building at the same time, who lands first? Who cares?

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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

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a boy jumps through a mirror and out a window then he fell so now he's dead.

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Why did the man's pants fall down? He was not wearing a belt and had recently lost some weight.

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what do hookers and bungee jumping have in common? They are both 100$ to be in/on and if the rubber breaks your screwed

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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