- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman walked into a bar. She dragged her drunk husband off his stool and left.

A Black man walks into a gay bar. He has a great time because he is perfectly content with his sexuality.

Why didn't the dog want to cross the road? there was a flea market on the other side.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

how do you know if your pleasuring a woman? who cares

What's black and doesn't work? My blackberry

why did the girl like dick? Because Dick was a nice boy.

What did the banana say to the tree? Nothing, bananas can't talk

What did the scarf say to the hat? Nothing, a scarf can't talk.

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When Chuck Norris moved into a new house he decide to renovate because he didn't like the staircase.

There were 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair because hair color varies depending on genetics.

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? Because he accidently dropped it.

What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

Whats worse then getting shot in the leg? Getting shot twice in the leg

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

What's red and black and looks good on a Jew? A bullet wound.

What is the difference between a calendar and you? A calendar has dates!!

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whats red and all over the road your family after a horrific car crash

why was little jonny not playing in the baseball game? his legs were shattered in a terrible lawn mowing accident.

Why did little jimmy fall off the building? 9/11

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

It's green, has four legs and sits in a tree. And if it falls on your head you're dead. A billiard table.

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