so...um, yeah

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What was the blind man's favorite game? Marco Polo

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What goes up but never comes down? This dick

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2 + 2 = fish

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What's red, blue & green all over?

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Why was the jew crying? He just found out his newborn baby had twenty minutes to live.

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There once was a man from Peru, he dreamt he was eating his shoe, he then woke up, took a shower, changed, and drove to work.

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What is funnier than the funniest thing in the world? Something funnier than the world!

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ok so ive been pondering for a while now for a joke to submit and here is what ive got, tell me what you think: quif stain

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Why did the middle-eastern man fly his plane into the Empire State Building? Because he was a bad pilot with an interest in American architecture.

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A jewish man walks into a bar has a drink then walks out of the bar ...

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A man is working at a bar. He feels a fly graze his left index finger, which has become a bit sweaty. The man rubs the finger for a moment, then continues to slice grapes for a customers synthetic japanese glue farm.

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Eeny meeny miny moe, Catch a piglet by its toe, If it squeals let it go, Or you'll be arrested for animal abuse and receive a heavy fine.

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I heard a scary rumor that when you plzy a windows istaller cd backwards, it plays a secret message, but what's even scarier, is that when you play it forwards, it installs windows.

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Women don't have penises. Am I the only one who can't get over how WEIRD that is?!?!?

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Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

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A man walks into a bar, looks around, and reveals an AK-47 assault rifle he had been concealing beneath his trenchcoat. He then turns to his left and fires repeated shots around the bar, to the surprise and fear of many. Then he shoots himself. The death total is estimated at 9, including the shooter, while the total injured is around 22.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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I met this girl and we really got along, then one night she tied me up, I thought she was getting kinky...then she ripped my face off....

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Why did the man break all his bones? Because his parachute failed to open

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What does Mr. Newell have? - Diabetes. Mr. Newell has diabetes.

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What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

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Son : daddy ,I got punished in school today. Dad :why? Son: My teacher pointed the scale towards me saying -"At the end of this scale there is an idiot"..... I just asked "WHICH END ?.

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A man gets three wishes from a talking banana. His first wish is for a gay lover, his second wish is to have a naked grizzly bear, and his third is to become a professional tennis player. Soon after he got Aids from the Grizzly bear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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