You say: Why did the chicken cross the road? Response: Why? (or some other answer to a different joke) You say: To get to your house! Knock, knock. Response: Who's there? You say: The CHICKEN!!!!

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a dedicated fat guy joins a kung fu dojo he is asked to dedicate his like to his kung fu the fat man dose not he is already dedicated to being a fat guy

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Did you hear about the kidnapping? Well you should be very concerned because he hasn't been found in 4 years.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just one.

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They see me trollin' They hatin'...

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The average man ejaculates at 40mph, which is why its safer to hit a child at 30mph

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Why was timmy having trouble with his homework? Because lobotomies were a forced practice in the 1950's.

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What's ugly and has shit smeared over its teeth? Smelly McD (He also wears bin bag clothes)

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? where's my tractor?

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Hey i just met you. and this is crazy. I sent you my pubes in an envelope.

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Q: Who was shot 50 years ago? A: Abraham Lincoln was shot 50 years ago! (=

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My friend, who has struggled with a lifelong battle against anorexia, died yesterday..." "Oh my god, I'm so sorry!" "Yeah, me too. The car ran the stoplight and it was all over...

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Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

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three black teenagers went to the cinema to watch twilight

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

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Why did the Chinese Arab buy blue paint? He already had red in his basement.

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Q. Why didn't the Hero rescue the princess? A. Because he crunched some numbers, realized the incredible odds against him, and decided against it.

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what do you do with a drunken sailor? take him back to port because he's not in a right state of mind to be on board a moving vessel

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What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

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Why is my son so unhappy? Because I beat his mother violently in front of him

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Tommy got neutered.

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What is the easiest method of making multiple women fall head over heels? Have a wingman help you raise a rope at the start of a women's running race.

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Roses Are Blue I Have A Gun And Ill Sout You!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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