- Anti Joke

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

What's the difference between a car and 10 dead babies? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

What group of people do the police target? Criminals.

Q: Why did the grandma forget to take her pills? A: She died in a tornado

What's better than winning a gold medal in the Paralympics? Not being retarded.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Q: How do you stop a hijacked plane? A: The plane can't be hijacked because the pilots cabin is not accessable until the plane lands.

I walk into Tesco and wrestle an obese women for a packet of ''Mini's Biscuits''. This quarrel was over nothing but a trolley filled with them. I gradually became infuriated. Meanwhile, an employee commited suicide.

What do you call a man who has been run over by a car? An Ambulance

a farmer asked me "were is my pig?" and I said ' I got hungry" :()

What's worse than finding a worm inside your apple? Finding an apple inside your worm.

Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than an anti-joke about an anti-joke? The Holocaust

What did Santa Claus get for Christmas? Santa isn't real.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

my mom just came up and saw me masturbateing

A Terrorist walks into an airport. - He then blows himself up.

could switching to Geico save you 15% or more on car insurence? Does a bear shit in the woods?

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

What do you call a white guy? A caucasion man.

Barack Obama

What did the pear say to the orange? Orange ya gonna say hi? What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk.

A women in the kitchen.