I once heard a funny joke, it was as funny as a funeral

Why did the car catch fire? It was parked in Ferguson, MO

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

What can fly? Lots of things

whats worse than the holocaust ? ms.brinkmann? noo close....a black guy trying toget a job.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? It's me, Jeremy. Oh, great to see you! Come inside. They then have a great time watching TV and eating snacks

How do you get a girls number? Grow some balls and ask for it.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Whats the difference between a hoover and a harley? one is a vacuum, and the other is a motorcycle.

What's the difference between a piano and a goldfish? One's a piano, the other is a goldfish.

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

Some people devote their to talking in their head. Jesus christ.

Why didn't the monkey cross the road? He saw the chicken get run over.

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what did the turnip say to the plum? nothing, as most fruits and vegetables would've said

Who needs god when coffee is cheaper

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

Jack and jill Went up the hill To go smoke Some marijuana Jack got high Unzipped his fly And asked jill "Do you wanna?" Jill sais "yes" Pulled up her dress And things got real fun But silly jill Forgot the pill And now they have a son

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

get in the car.

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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