- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

Logan's gay

What was the old man doing in the parking lot. Looking for a place to park his car

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

what do you call a black chef glendon

Why did the chicken cros- oh he got hit by a car.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

What's worse than getting shot in the face? Nothing really because that could leave you seriously handicapped for the remainder of your life or there is a good chance that you are dead.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What did the elephant say to the clown? Swell, morning isn't it?

Why couldn't the driver start his car? Because the driver was a tree

Yo momma is so stupid, she is in rehab and will unlikely get over her mental illness leading to her soon and fatal death.

What's Red and bad for your teeth? A Brick

What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

A seal walks into a club, It proceeds to maul customers and then makes its way back to the ocean where it lives.

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