- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I got into an argument with my friend the other day. He contested that the onion was the only food that could make you cry, so I beat his wife to death with a coconut,

chuck norris does not know how to use a plunger.

Q: Why did the boy eat an apple? A: A strong man stuffed it down his throat.

What do you call said black man flying an airplane? A pilot.

Gun laws don't work because criminals don't pay attention to the laws

how doyou wake up lady gaga youu poke er face

What's white, wet, and salty? Salt that has come in contact with a liquid in the recent past, seeing as the liquid has not evaporated completely from the combination of sodium and chloride yet.

What did the man do when he got home from work? Hit his wife.

One day a there was a guy walking down the street. If you thought this was a joke, you're wrong.

So a man walks into a bar... ouch

A duck and a chicken walk into a bar. How improbable.

Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted sobs

when nothing goes right go left because if you go straight you will fall off the cliff

I was bangin this girl and she kept yelling the wrong name. Who's raape?

A horse didn't walk into a bar. The door wasn't big enough

why didn't the Asian ask for a calculator cause he was doing the dishes and a calculator seemed inappropriate

PIED NINNY!

What do Kobe Bryant and a toaster have in common? They both rape white women. Except for the toaster.

Want to hear a funny joke? Not really.

Why Didn't LeBron James go to College? He was really good and decided to go to the NBA straight out of High School.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Knock, knock. Who's there? George. George who? Oh sorry, I thought this was number 52. my mistake.

Anti-jokes are funny.

What happens when you mix a platinum blond with a black kid? A young african-american child with un-naturally died hair.

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