- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do girls wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell.

Why did the boy get nothing from Santa? He's Jewish.

Do you know who's gay? Homosexuals.

What do you call a group of black people in a lamboghini..... Unlikely

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

a burglar walks in a house the alarm goes off and the police come

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

Roses are red Violets are blue I haven't been able to deal Since the day that I lost you. Now these roses bleed red And these violets cry blue I think of you in memories Do you think of me too?

a boy scout wipes his butt with a dollar cause he had no toilet paper then the other boy scout hears him screaming they meet up later and the other boy scout askes why he was scream and the first boy scout says that is hard to wip your butt with 4 quarters.

Yo momma is So Fat? And isn't your cousin Chow Yun Fat? I think I know some of the Fat family. How are they all doing?

you are getting chased by a lion, a tiger, and a zebra. What do you do???? Get off the Merry-go-round.

(This poem is written by a dog) Roses are gray Violets are a different shade of gray Let's go chase cars

Knock knock! who's there? Doctor Doctor who? No, this is your actual doctor, you have cancer.

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

What do you call something thats mostly made of wood, big, round and stupid A retarded version of the Knights of the round table

why did arno fly away? he was a bird

Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

what did God say on the 7th day? -zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

Why didn't the little boy hear the ice cream truck? He was deaf.

A man buys a kitten from the store. He gets home, takes it out of its cage, and realizes that it wasn't the kitten he wanted. He then returns to the store and exchanges for the kitten he originally wanted, but then decides to keep both because he is feeling particularly hungry.

A black man and a white woman cross paths while walking on the sidewalk. After greeting each other, they continue on their way. Each goes on to enjoy their respective day free of racism and sexism.

What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? Nothing, he was in tremendous pain.

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