- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So an irishmen, jewish, and asain walk into the bar...and the bartender said get out..

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

Q:Why was the frog sad A:He was stapeld to a boys face.

What happened to the orphan? Who cares?

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

Q: Suzy loves apples, she will do anything to get her hands on an apple. Why didn't she eat Tom's apple? A: She ate someone elses apple and then he killed her before she could get to tom's!!!

People are a lot like slinkies. Not really good for anything, but still bring a smile to your face when you push them down a flight of stairs.

Roses are black violets are black We are all black?! SHIT IM COLOUR BLIND

What kind of drug did the cops catch the alligator with? None. They were going to use a tranquiliser dart, but SPCA intervened and simply held the alligator's mouth shut while they loaded it into a secure cage.

What's the difference between a woman and the Universe ? One is full of mysteries mankind may never understand, the other is, well, the Universe.

What do you call 10,000 lawyers jumping off a cliff? Mass suicide

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

Roses are red Violets are blue Poetry is hard And so is wood

If a canoe is stuck in a tree with its headlights on, howmany pancakes does it take to cover the roof of my house? False, snakes don't have armpits!

Q:What do you call a wizard who flies? A: A flying wizard.

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

How many Black People does it take to change a lightbulb? One. Changing a lightbulb is a very simple task.

womens rights.

what is the difference between an octopus and a dead dolphin? one as tentacles the other is dead.

Two guys walk into a bar. Whoops did I say bar? I meant Hiroshima 1945. They got radiation poisoning and died slow painful deaths.

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

An Irishman walks into a bar he asks for directions, and leaves.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

What are astronauts called in Soviet Russia? Cosmonauts

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