- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the only thing more horrible than trash can full of dead babies? A live one at the bottom. What's more horrible than that? He has to eat his way out. What's more horrible than that? He goes back for more. What's more horrible than that? This all took place in my garage while I was watching.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

I AM SATAN, YOU SHALL LOVE ME BEFORE EVERYBODY ELSE! YOU SHALL STONE THY INSOLENT CHILDREN! THY SHALL R*PE AND KILL IN MY NAME! YOU SHALL HANG MY SON ON THE CROSS WHICH I SACRIFICED BECAUSE HE IS IMMORTAL/BECAUSE I LOVE YOU? "Moral" "Man": Joke is on you, who do you think I am, God?

What do you get when you cross a peanut and a snake? peanutsnake

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why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What do you call an Arab driving a Plane? A Pilot.

Why did the sky turn gray? Yes because she thought it meant a quarterback.

Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

This anti-joke below is hilarious.

Your mother is so fat that when she goes to the movies, she usually orders popcorn and maybe a drink.

How do you confuse a blonde? Wait...what?

Sarah Jessica Parker

Roses are red, violets are blue, some people are gay, and so are you

Gorillas are black, Roses are red, Were out of milk, GET THE F**K OUT!

Q: What did the farmer say when his tractor broke down? A: oh noo my tractor broke down.

What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

What's worse than being fired? Eating a bucket of diarrhea.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why was the boy sad? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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