- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between a chicken? One leg is both the same

Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

What did the Police Officer do after he made a positive identification of a Prostitute? He proceeded to pay her in cash for sexual favors because prostitution is legal in the state of Nevada

A man walked into a bar. He bought a pint.

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

Q.What's green and smells like grass??? A. Grass

Why did the guy fail his driving test? He was blind.

What happened after Jimmy fell off the cliff? He died.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

What's the difference between girl scouts and boy scouts? Girl scouts are usually females and boy scouts are usually males.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? Because she was dead.

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

How many times has Susie fallen off the swing? Not enough.

Q: whats the difference between a shoe and a ginger? A: shoes have soles.

We found a cure for cancer. Death

Beware of orange frogs with black stripes! They are dangerous! On the other hand, if you see a black frog with orange stripes, you're in no danger.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Roses are red Violets are blue You're parents are dead All your friends are too

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

A blonde goes in an electronic store. She buys a TV and leaves.

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