- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because, 32!

Q: What is the scariest thing ever? A: Child Birth.

Ask me if I'm a truck. Are you a truck? No.

What did the monkey say after its tail was run over by a lawnmower? It won't be long now.

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

Why did the little boy fall asleep? His parent pulled the plug.

Why did the scarecrow win the nobel prize? Cos he was out standing in his field!

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Q: What is green, has red shoes, exists in videogames and runs really really fast while collecting rings, running trough loops, has a fox sidekick etc? A: Sonic The Hedgefrog. Moral: I was always a bigger fan of Super Fratelli Brothers though...

what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

An Icelandic boy hangs himself because of peer pressure. His family mourns for their loss

what do you call a man with no arms or legs sitting at your doorstep? matt what do you call a man with no arms or legs floating in the water? bob what do you call a man that just had his daughter taken away from him? ...sam

what happend when the little boy went on the rollercoaster ? It crashed.

Why did the giant frog attack the party goers with a ballistic missile? oh where tos tart...it's, just such a long story, I don't really know where to begin, in fact it's probably better if you just take my word for it, no need to go into details. we just don't have time for that now.

Why did the hockey cross the road? To get to KFC.

Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

What's purple and green and has a criminal record including two counts of armed robbery, five counts of possession with intent to sell, one count of attempted murder, several citations for underage drinking, and a parking ticket? Barney, but ignore all that other stuff. His record was expunged.

Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he wanted to

Why can't the children hug his father? Because his father is dead.

Q.What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.Finding seventeen worms in your apple.

What's the difference between meat and fish? You can't beat your fish.

Your momma's so fat she has diabetes and my have to get one of her legs amputated. It's actually quite sad.

knock knock whose there? i don't know...

My uncle Magnus and my Aunty Agnus had a baby and named it.............Death.

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