What do you call a bookstore with explosive offers? Barnes and Cher-Noble.

Women's rights...

Knock Knock! Whos there? The Game!

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

Q:Whats Brown and sticky? A:Maple Syrup

so today i took a poop. hehe

Why did the dinosaurs become extinct? Because they wanted to.

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Barack Obama plays basketball

What did the old person find on the internet? Porn.

yada yada

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

whats worse than getting ran over by a car seeing you mum having ***

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Why did the tornado cross the road? Cuz it's a tornado. Don't question it. Run.

An asian man, a black man, and a white man walk into a bar. All three of them order a scotch, coincidentally this is their favorite beverage.

whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

Why did the door close? Because I closed it.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeleine mecanne.

Knock knock! Why didn't you use the doorbell?

Roses are red, violets are blue, your face belong in the zoo, don't worry I get there too, not in the cage, just visiting you :)

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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