What's worse then an adult dying A baby dying

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

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What happens when you step on Jupiter? You cannot.

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this site is an antijoke

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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Why was the washing machine laughing? Because you're on drugs.

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Why did the black person eat fried chicken Because fried chicken tends to be an abundant food in the African American community and that was the quickest and cheapest weekend afternoon food source nearest to his house. It is also found in many other communities throughout the country and even the world. Oh yeah, he was hungry

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How do you make a plumber mad? You tell him that his princess is in another castle about a thousand times over 25 years.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I don't like poems What rhymes with poem?

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What's the difference between Futurama and One Direction? Futurama only has one bender.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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knock knock whos there ben ben who ben ages since i seen you !!! vote this up please or a unicorn will die , unicorns are not real , but a moth can ride bikes so please vote this down

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a blond girl walks into a bar

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a black man walked into a black bar. what color was the bar afterwards? the same color. its a drinking spot not a pole

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Q: What's the difference between a grasshopper and pencil? A: Lots

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What did the Norwegian say to the Englisman? ØLølølølÅæåøåæøåæåæåæåæåæåæåæå

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How many clowns fit in a car? Depends how many get in the car.

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What's the Chinese guy's favorite color? Blue.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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What would Abraham Lincoln do if he were alive today? Scream and scratch at the lid of his coffin.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You were supposed to die 12 seconds ago....

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Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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Q. Why did Sarah fall off of the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Sarah!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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