Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Why did the clown drink all the sweet wine? Because he was an alcoholic.

Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: She didn't have any arms.

Whats the difference between a black man and a white man? the pigment in their skin.

Q: whats worse than finding a worm in your apple A: the holocaust

whats the difference between G. Bush and a rock? Bush (bull)shits and rock doesn't

women's rights, lol

why do we have school? 2 learn duh y r u even askin? ur STOOPIDE!

arena football

Steve, what do I write on a 3946 if more than two vehicles were involved?

What do you do with a wombat? Allow it to freely express instinctive behaviour in its natural habitat.

A man buys a prius

Jimmy: Daddy how are babies made? Dad: If i knew how you wouldn't be here...

how many jews can you fit in a volkswagon? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 6 million in the ash trey.

roses r nice violet are fine all be the 6 and you be 9

There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

My next door neighbour found out yesterday that I am a serial killer. Knock Knock. [L]

I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

Knock knock: Who's there? Guy in the doghouse. Guy in the doghouse who? WILL YOU LET ME OUT OF HERE?!?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? BECAUSE HE WAS DEAD.

Why did Sally fall off the swingset? she had no arms... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

Steve jumps through a window...he forgot he was on the 231st floor...He dies

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

What did the man order at KFC, in Miami? A face.

Anti Joke

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