Yo momma's so stupid she comes up in a lot of jokes titled "yo momma jokes"

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your mother is a well respected woman in society and makes delicious cookies.

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How do you get girls to watch a crappy movie? Tell them Taylor Lautner is in it.

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If the Earth is square, why are trees smart? because you touch yourself at night

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Many people believe that dogs are mammals. They're right

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Why didn't the family finish their picnic? Because a dog was sick all over the food.

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Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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What did the driver have when he got hit by another car? An accident.

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Q:So there's a black guy and a mexican sitting in a car...who's driving? A: The Cop

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What is worse than a sharknado? A bullcano.

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Why doesn't Micheal Jackson do a music video with Usher? Because he is dead.

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Q: Were did suzy go after the explosion? A: Everywere

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I went to the doctor and explained to him, "My penis fell off." The doctor gives me an odd look, and then chops his off to make me feel better.

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What's slower than mollasses? Your fattass mother!

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I'm 23, just like most people my age.

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I wont be arriving soon alright, I mean I am a overachiever for many reasons many of them not exactly "gifts" (such as the pain I cant shut up about but focus on other things such as my goal surely keeps my mind occupied enough). Thanks about the looks comment, used to think I was pretty good looking myself, so if I am more than the looks, then I really like that one (I know I am being a bit brash, but I haven't felt this... Better in a long time, and if hell if I will fake low self confidence, modesty is not my thing when I am not in the mood to be charming) By the way, Alice is quoting me, and having a laugh doing so apparently, lets just say I wont be typing myself ever again, my fingers are not... Useful, and honestly typing with one hand was always a bitch. Enough about me, ill have one of "my shadows" send you money for a first class (seriously you have spent enough on me, and now that my city is making a revenue and still advancing, its my turn to return whatever I can) Tell your parents you won the lottery and share some of the money with them I am sending you a bit extra so to speak. And ffs do not worry about my body, not even sure if I will walk again and speaking, well while it hurts (Alice is laughing again) people here concluded I would live for faaar longer than their first prognosis since I never been a fan of shutting up, and as I told them, my mouth will keep yapping about 200 years after I die, so no problemo. Ill send you a first class to... Nvm you take the money, and come around whenev... You know what? Ill send a plane, yeah, because we can afford that, not yours to keep but you know...

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Fun Fact: If humans stood in a single file line around the equator, most of them would drown.

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A guy walks into a bar. But it was a solid steel bar and suffered severe wounds and a concussion. Lucky for him a bystander saw this happen and called 911. The man was transported to a hospital where he eventually made a full recovery and returned to work after one year.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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man, i read a lot but the are some words i can pronounce

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Well Erron, its your lucky day then. I wont even ask what a cream pie is.

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Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

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I rated up my joke then opened a new tab went to Anti-Jokes.com and rated it again. Problem antijokes?

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