Did you hear about the fire in the shoe factory? All the inventory was destroyed.

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Why did the man paint his dog blue? He has some strange mental condition and is incapable of controlling his own actions.

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What does Santa Claus keep in his gardening shed? Nothing. Santa Claus isn't real.

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Why did Sally flunk math? Because she didn't achieve the passing grade which is 60 percent or greater. She might need some tutoring in order to master the concept of the lessons to which she has difficulty solving.

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Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Quack Pi pi pi pi Pi pi pi pi Pingu Pingu!

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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ok guys finish this joke: Im the biggest fag-got because_____________.

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Liar liar, your dead nans carcass is on fire.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gun store to buy a gun. After years of abuse and mockery, he was tired of being called "chicken", and was going to shoot up the entire school

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why did the kid fall off the swing? someone threw a fridge at him

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why was six afraid of seven? seven was a sex offender

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Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock, knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What's worse, a dead baby or an abortion? A dead baby on a bayonet

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minorities

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Peg leg Pete, yay, I know stuff too, I watched that one all the time when I was a girl.

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Q. what's red and smells like blue paint A. a dead baby in a trash can beside a foster home

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What's the best part of any family reunion? Sodomy.

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selena gomez & justin beiber go in space. selena says im hotter than the sun. the way she knows this information is that she is near the sun at this time justin beiber has already drifted off in space.

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What's funnier than a dead baby? Almost everything. Infant mortality rates are incrediby high in many third world countries, and it is certainly no laughing matter.

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how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

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What do you tell someone who says they are contemplating suicide? where to find some cheap cyanide

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How many pieces of toast can you eat in 1 year? well, it depends on how many pieces you eat in one day, does it count snacks, or full meals of just toast, can you eat even when your not hungary, if you throw up does it still count? If it is 1 piece a day, it would be 365.

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Knock Knock! Who's there? No one. No one is ever going to be there for you. Also, you're adopted.

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A man is walking down the street when he stumbles upon a school, every school in the area had an American flag outside it, so he sees the flag and atop this flag a man is sitting and he doesn’t look comfortable. Next to the flag pole is a chair with a flag attached to it and the wind is as strong low down. So he looks at the man and says "Sir I think you may be using those wrong." The man on the flagpole says "why?" So he says well this chair is flat and made for sitting and this flag pole has a draw string for the flag. The man atop the flag pole says "I'm sure good will come of this…..im sure." the man says "What good could possibly come of this!" and the man on top of the flag pole looks at him and says "Later……………..you can tell this story to your friends and disappoint them when they find out theirs no punchline."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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