I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

What did the man say to the ugly woman? Your face makes my penis soft.

Are yu mad Twinkle twinkle little star if yu don't shut up I'm gonna hit you with my freaking car

Waiter, waiter! There is a fly in my soup. Sorry about that sir, we will replace your order and make your meal complementary.

i put a oie in the oven, it baked

What do you call a black man on steroids? Strong.

What did the man say when his wife said hello? Hello.

Three ethnic minorities walk into a bar, and each does something involving alcohol that confirms a negative stereotype about his subgroup.

My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

Dance is a sport

Will there be love in your future? Click the hand with the love-line that is closest to yours

Q: Why did the black man win the 100 meter dash? A: Because ever since he heard of this event, he has spent weeks preparing for it.

How do u make Michael Jackson cry Dead people can't cry you dumb bitch

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Hey you know what? What? Never mind.

What's wanted by none, wanted by one, and is worse than Terran Hansen? Brooke Colbert. Go you Jesse.

Did you here about the Asian couple who had a stupid baby? They named him Sum Ting Wong

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Sometimes an alligator will bring you apples. Sometimes it won't.

Why did the boy have no ankles? Because his legs were amputated

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Friends are like snowflakes, they go away when you pee on them.

Hello.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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