Why was Martha put in a wheelchair? She was hit by a rabid cabbage.

Why did the woman pay $5,000 for a gallon of milk? She didn't. She paid $2.99.

i hate black people

What did the tractor say when he lost his farmer? Where's my farmer??????

Q.Whats the differents between justin bieber and a girl A.Nothing

“Knock knock” “Who's there?” “Jesus” “Jesu.............wait, REALY?” “No,Jesus is currently "dead".”

are you gay does your mom know

why did matt die? He had cancer

Whats black, white and dusty? A nuns fan-y because it never gets used

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get away from a gigantic tiger slowly stalking him

What did the blue man say to the red lady? Do you want to make purple? -A.M.M

What's so funny about losing the game? Nothing.

What boy with no arms get on his birthday? Lego.

What is the difference between a duck? one of its legs is both the same.

Q: What's funny about a gay man being raped by men for being gay? A: The man's personality

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Dave." "Dave who?" Dave holds back tears as he realises his mother's Alzheimer's is getting worse.

What did the kid say to Santa? Nothing, he was a goat.

Robin, Get in the Car

Sometimes i'm hungry.

Today, my doctor discovered I had a tumor in my brain the size of a walnut. FML.

mark lawson likes boys

What did the boy with no srms and no legs get for christmas? Cancer

What does the fox say? "It's called a hustle, sweetheart."

Boston was having so much fun everyone was running and screaming

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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