- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Most of these Anti-Jokes are Anti-Anti jokes, which makes them funny, if they were actually Anti-Jokes they wouldn't be funny at all.

A black man walks into a KFC. He buys a bucket of chicken, then distributes it to several homeless men he supports off of his meager income because he knows their situations are much worse than his.

What's yellow and shouldnt be in this country. The asian girl in my economics class

Why did the kid fall? He got pushed off of a building

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

What do you call a clock that has no sense of time? .....Broken.

Knock Knock, Get the f*ck off my porch

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the American family left the McDonald's with freshly bought chicken nuggets in their possession, and needed to cross the road to return to their home and eat said chicken.

Why do leprechauns laugh when they run through the grass? Because it tickles their nuts.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

A black guy. A Jew and a dyke died in a plane crash!:) Who was flying? ....why would you be wondering that when you should be wondering why i put a smile-face beside the details of the crash..

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was white

Your mother is so fat, that recent test results have proved she is morbidly obese.

LA Police, Christine Collins called. She wants her son back.

Why can't vampires go out in the sun? Becuase they don't exist.

Yo Momma is so fat she is at risk of contracting Type 2 Diabetes.

How do you get pikachu onto a bus? You can't. Pikachu is a fictional creature and therefore does not exist.

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Women's Rights

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What is yellow and writes? -A Ball Point Banana!

Q: What do Ethiopians eat at night? A: Nothing.

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