Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What has many legs, but can't walk? A dead spider.

Roses are red, violets are blue my neighbor is black he will jump you too

A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

What is worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

What starts with P and ends in ORN Popcorn!

How do you fit four gay men on a bar stool? You build an exceptionally large bar stool

Your mother's so fat.....When she gets on the scale, it tells her how much she weighs

Why did the plane crash? Because a tomato was the pilot.

What happened to the boy who survived a tragic car accident?? He stepped out of the car and got hit by a semi.

I don't like Holocaust jokes. Anne Frankly they offend me,

Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

What is greater than God, More evil than the Devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, If you eat it, you will die? Madelyns head

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

The truth is he loves her!!

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what's orange, round, that like to play and kill poeple and not in a video game? a) a freaking orange b) a super ball c) a dog painted in orange d) samus aran e) none of the previous answer

i read the terms of service when i posted this

whats worse than one week in school? two weeks in school. whats worse than two weeks in school? three weeks in school whats worse than three weeks in school? child abuse, killing animals and murder

what did the paraplegic get for his birthday? a bike...

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What did the mute boy get for his birthday? i dont know he didnt tell me

knock knock whos there micheal jackson too soon

Why can't black people be astronauts? Institutionalized racism.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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