- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what is the most confusing day in the ghetto fathers day

What did the homeless guy say to the not-homeless guy? I'm homeless.

When did Osama Bin Laden die? Nobody gives a @!?$

A horse walks into a bar, prompting the show-jumping judges to subtract points for failing to clear the obstacle.

Why did princess diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing her seatbelt

justin bieber is a good singer april fools haha you thought hell had frozen over

What do you say to a girl with two black eyes? Nothing you've already told her twice.

What's the best thing about The Pixies? Their music.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

What did Britney Spears say when she got to Paris? "Oh my God, we're in France!"

What is your view on school violence? I'm all for it.

What's brown and sticky? A lump of shit.

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

what did helen keller say to the nazi? -nothing, helen keller was blind and deaf so she could never aquired the ability to speak

What state is round on both ends and high in the middle? Ocoloradoo.

How do you get a clown off a swing? Hit him with an ax.

Q: which of the following is a prime number? A: 17

why did the asian kid do well on his math test because he studied

What's the difference between a banana and a monkey? They're both yellow, except the monkey

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Q. What did the pedophile get when he went to jail? A. Exactly what he wanted.

Knock knock. USE THE DOORBELL!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a pack of wolverines and decided the best idea was to run away, and this decision just happened to involve him crossing a road.

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