- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's Jeff. Hi there Jeff, come in, the doors open.

If Timmy has 2 apples and Sarah has 7 apples, what is the square root of the distance of Mars and Jupiter divided by the speed of light if X equals the value of negative infinity given the equation X(2) - E=MC/7?

Susie fell of a swing and died Knock Knock Who's there Susie

I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

Friends are like potatoes. I don't have any potatoes.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ada! Ada who? Ada burger for lunch!

What’s worse than being ruled by Adolf Hitler? Being ruled by Joseph Stalin.

tommy is retared

What's the difference between a plum and a rabbit? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

why do black people like kool-aid? it's a tasty refreshment

WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

Your mother is so stupid she couldn't get a passing score on a standardized test.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, This is a Poem, your Adopted

What did the KKK member say to the african american man. Nothing, he just killed him.

Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

Koalas mum is a slut

What ever happened to the bartender that asked, "Why the long face?" He was punched hard on the face for asking a stupid cliche!

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

What's worse then 1 bee sting? -2 Bee stings. What's worse then 2 bee stings? -The Holocaust. What's worse then the Holocaust? -3 Bee stings.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer was sexually abusive.

How did Hitler fit 100 Jews in his car? Ashes don't take up much space.

Your mommas so fat she jumped into the ocean and immediately had to start swimming.

Why is Kony so mean? He used to date your mom.

roses are red violets are blue my dick is long longer then you

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