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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What did sandy say to spongebob A:Nothing they were both crushed by the water pressure of being at the bottom of the ocean ni,gger

And the girl said: "I'll be ready in 2 hours!"

What do you do when you go downstairs in the middle of the night and see your VCR floating in the middle of the living room? Run and cower in fear in this seemingly impossible situation.

You: What gets wetter and wetter the more it dries? Person: A towel?! You: No, an aquaphilian woman drying off a car ;)

what has 2 legs and bleeds alot half a dog

what is orange red and blue, has wheels , and can talk? i don't know that's why i asked you

Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

if you press the thumbs up button nyan cat is going to visit you tonight

book 'em danno

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Roses are red violets are blue, I more do like pink like the holes are in you.

Why was the anti-joke poster offended by all of the thumbs down? Because he didn't understand the concept of an anti-joke and instead submitted a childish, racist, incoherent lame 'joke'. This filled him with angst because he is uneducated and doesn't respond well to criticism.

What Do You Call a Black Man With a Gun?? A Cop

You are so ugly that when u were born, your mom was unable to breast-feed you because she would have to look at your face to do so.

whats wosre than stubbing your toe? being lost on a desert island being raped

Anne frank dies days before camp was liberated.

Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

What did the terminally sick child dream of? I dont know. He never woke up to tell me.

Roses are red, Violets are blue.

it was dark outside so u know what i did....went to sleep

What's the difference a ham and bugs bunny? -When I see a ham on the dinner table, I eat it. When I see bugs bunny on the dinner table and asks me "what's up, doc?" I stay away from sugar for a while and get tested for heroin

You know what's funnier than 24? 25

yo mumma is so smelly i can distictly smell her more than her perfume

Erron, who the hell do you work for? I thought we where friends, allies! We have not done anything illegal ever!

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