- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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No, its just his eye, its infected, he gets fever and well, that is all I should say. Nero is my friend and I do not like it when people lie to him, he is outside having a cigarette, I do not think he wants to speak with you anymore. Bye.

Why was Rosa Parks forced to sit in the back of the bus? Rebecca Black decided to sit in the front.

If you are on this site, you have a shitty life. It is even shittier if you read this.

How do Mexicans have sex? They get in bed, and the man puts his dick in his partner's vagina.

Why did the guy hate the man that said,"I respect you?'' Because the man was Hitler.

What did the (real) wrestler say to the U.F.C guy? Probably something nice because most U.F.C fighters were wrestlers.

Women's Rights

Q: What did the terrorist do when he walked into the football stadium? A: Set off a bomb, killing him and others there

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

Q. What's brown and sticky? A. A stick.

A jewish man trips and breaks his nose

Stones cannot fly. Humans cannot fly either. Therefore.. I wish I didn't get AIDS...

Your mother is so average in weight and in attractiveness.

you know why people who read anti-jokes are stupid? i just had the greatest sex ever!!

old people are like slinkies...they arent really good for anything but brings a smile to ur face when they're pushed down the stairs...just think about it ;)

Why? Why Not?

roses are red... violets are blue ..... Cancer

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a blonde walks into a drycleaning store to get her clothes and on her way out the empoyee behind her says come again and then the blonde says shut up u nosy bitch its just toothpaste this time!!!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You're adopted.

What did the fan of Justin Beiber say? Nothing there are no fans.

Q: What is the difference between Jimmy and a kite A: Jimmy is higher MR

Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

Theres a tomatoe a cucumber and a mouth. HA

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