what happens when you put nina and harry in the same room. Nina will die instantly of shock

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Rejected Disney titles: - 1,000,000,001 Dalmatians: The Need of Neutering - Beauty and the Bricks - Zambi: the Walking Deer - The Iron King 2: Simba's Ferride - The Little Mormon - Cinderella 4: The Fairy Godfather and his Mafia - Tarzipan of the Choco-Apes - Brother Boar - Home on Deranged - The Emperor's New Sith Apprentice - Mickey and the Mousetrap - Lilo and B**ch

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Three Arabian men are on a plane, they stand up, and shout BOMB, BOMB, BOMB! All three have Tourettes.

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How do you get a black man out of a tree? Ask him nicely to come down, and if that doesn't work, he will most likely stay up there.

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What's the worst part about being a black Jew? You have to sit at the back of the oven.

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Guess what. Chicken butt.

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How do you blindfold an Asian person? Take a price of cloth and put it over his eyes

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I took your mother out for a classy steak dinner. I decided not to call her agian because we weren't very compatible and the conversation was very superficial.

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What did chad do when his friends came over? I'm not much of a fiction man personally.

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A boy walks into a shop He buys some sweets.

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squash squash who squash my ass

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what's the difference between dodo and doodoo doodoo is still around for you to see

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Why did the chair break? The person that sat in it was over weight

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What is the definition of “making love”? Something a woman does while a guy is f-ing her.

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The cast of the 'Jersey Shore' is the worst thing to happen to the Jersey shore

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What's hotter than a hot girl? The sun.

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Your momma so fat, she's fat

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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The word you are looking for is charm, not seduction, I am above such things, and while I have no reason whatsoever to believe either one of us can gain anything from going "eye for an eye", I am sure I can offer whatever financial and even specialized assistance you might require in order to get that eye of yours seeing clearer than before... Worry not, I shall outlaw the name Nero and all the derivations and similarities from my Order, unless someone named Nero actually happens to come by of course...

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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My girlfriend is getting an abortion tonight. Its a surprise.

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Why did the English man walk into a bar? Do get an alcoholic beverage to temporarily forget the pain of his recent divorce.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "...no..?"

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What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

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