- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock Who's there? Tom Tom who? Tom Rodgers I don't know you Tom decides to leave the house because the person in the house does not recognize him

A guy walked up to me and said "I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam, I'm a teepee, I'm a wigwam." I promptly informed the authorities. He was transported to a mental institution and I later learned that he swallowed his own tongue and died. Nobody attended his funeral.

a man checks his brand new cellphone to see if he has a text message... He has cancer

Why was the user KyuremCult's name blacklisted on iFunny? She had been repeatedly banraided by people with no success, but because of the mass reports and the leading to some of her works being deleted, the system decided to blacklist her name from search.

My did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What did the English man say to the Japanese man? Nothing, they were incapable of conversation because of the language barrier created by the fact that neither had one another's language as a part of their curriculum.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are simple-minded creatures and perhaps there was some source of food on the other side.

What do you call a black guy with a gun? A police officer.

OMG this actually works! 1. Hold your breath for 5 minutes 2. Die

My dads so gay he has sex with other men for fun.

What do you call a gay jewish guy? Heblew.

What happend to the murderer who ate people? He was sent to jail for a number of years and now is having work done to stop him from eating people

White boy in jail. "That ish crazy!!"

How do you know if a black man was in your house while you weren't home? When you let them enter to babysit your children.

What did the children say when the magician pulled a rabbit out of his hat? Nothing, but the parents called Animal Control, and the magician was imprisoned after a dog-fighting ring was discovered in Michael Vick's estate.

What do you call a white man who murdered his whole family? -a murder What do you call a black man who raped five women? -a rapest What do you call a Mexican with a leaf blower -a hardworking legal immigrant working twelve hours seven days a week to support his wife and three children.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave?

(joker) Do you like fishsticks? (recipient) "No" (any response from the joker at this point qualifies as anti joke)

what is the germans word for fat dick what is very fat hairy dick

This is in Spanish when you're not looking.Just kidding, that's not possible. It's actually German.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

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